I'd wear SHORTS if I had a pair, 78.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 9
Now take off your SHORTS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2
Taking SHORTS off.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your SHORTS?
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14
And I'm wearing cargo SHORTS
under my pants.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 14